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brasscoe
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VHS_020
TIMECODE
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[00:00:00 --> 00:00:12] This video didn't have to look this way, it could have been prevented, saying no to [00:00:12 --> 00:00:14] vertical videos. [00:00:14 --> 00:00:19] Vertical videos happen when you hold your camera the wrong way, your video will end [00:00:19 --> 00:00:21] up looking like crap. [00:00:21 --> 00:00:27] There are more and more people addicted to making vertical videos every day, it's not [00:00:27 --> 00:00:31] a crack or nothing, but it's still really bad. [00:00:31 --> 00:00:35] There are two different kinds of people who are afflicted with VVS. [00:00:35 --> 00:00:41] The first group treats the videos they shoot like pictures, they don't mean anyone, they [00:00:41 --> 00:00:53] just don't understand that while you can turn a picture, you can't really turn a video. [00:00:53 --> 00:00:56] Vertical video syndrome is dangerous. [00:00:56 --> 00:01:02] Even pictures have always been horizontal, televisions are horizontal, computer screens [00:01:02 --> 00:01:10] are horizontal, people's eyes are horizontal, we aren't built to watch vertical videos. [00:01:10 --> 00:01:12] I love vertical videos. [00:01:12 --> 00:01:15] Nobody cares about you. [00:01:15 --> 00:01:21] If this problem is left unchecked, YouTube will begin showing four videos at once just [00:01:21 --> 00:01:22] to save bandwidth. [00:01:22 --> 00:01:27] Weatherboxed vertical videos would be the size of a postage stamp. [00:01:27 --> 00:01:30] And it will spread everywhere. [00:01:30 --> 00:01:32] Movie screens have always been horizontal. [00:01:32 --> 00:01:39] If vertical videos become accepted, movie theaters will have to be tall and skinny. [00:01:39 --> 00:01:43] And all the movie theaters would have to get torn down and rebuilt, and by the time they [00:01:43 --> 00:01:46] were rebuilt, Mina Coolits would be old and ugly. [00:01:46 --> 00:01:51] And birds will crash into them and die, and we will all get stiff necks from looking up. [00:01:51 --> 00:01:54] And no one will sit in the front row level again. [00:01:54 --> 00:02:02] And George Lucas will re-release Star Wars again, the skinny edition. [00:02:02 --> 00:02:07] I was never really able to tell the story that I wanted to tell. [00:02:07 --> 00:02:11] This is a great chance for me to experiment with a new technology. [00:02:11 --> 00:02:13] You're a jerk. [00:02:13 --> 00:02:19] Every time a mobile device is used to record video, the temptation is there. [00:02:19 --> 00:02:21] Say no. [00:02:21 --> 00:02:24] Say no to George Lucas. [00:02:24 --> 00:02:28] Say no to Old Milacunus. [00:02:28 --> 00:02:31] Say no to vertical videos. [00:02:31 --> 00:02:36] And if you see someone doing it, say, you're not shooting at right, dummy!
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